Did you know?... In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more that a hundred years before either moon was discovered!

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Aussiehitchihiker02

Alright, now who is going to replace Kangaroo Jack for the long awaited sequel?

Raiodosputos

Those were the kids who went to Catholic school....

Bobbitts

Get your weiner cut off and you automatically have a career in the porn indistry.

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Singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain.

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Man, that must be a pretty good song they&#039;re listening to.

Coincoin

Why did the duck cross the road?

Faggypants

Well that goes without saying.

Mehdonner

Prease sir, wehcome to Meh Donners.

Deadoralive

Yeah if it wasnt for experts, and my magic 8-ball I wouldnt know what to think.

Fugly's security staff.

Man, that must be a pretty good song they're listening to.