Did you know?... The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Irony

If a tree falls on an animal in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Athens Gates F

I guess the image of Der Fuhrer at the podium was getting a little dated....

95 2ditsie Chicks

Well, they are blond after all....

Beaverdivers

How many confusing phone calls do THEY get.

Tali O Bang

Well, here is the other reason why they sheltered themselves from the western world....

Delivery

Some times heroes are right there all along

Badgirl

In the world of Internet romance, it&#039;s a good thing that love is blind.

Blargh

There&#039;s always gotta be one drunken bum who ruins the wedding photographs.

Animals Steal Beer

It&#039;s good to work together.

Baglady

Hey buddy. Why the long face?

In the world of Internet romance, it's a good thing that love is blind.

There's always gotta be one drunken bum who ruins the wedding photographs.

It's good to work together.