Did you know?... The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

Deadend

End of the line.

Dangerfallingcows

Danger. Falling cows.

Cometitionheatsup

The competition is really heating up.

Cityofwhores

Quick! Get me a ticket to Topeka!

Backdoorguests

This is sooo gay.

Roastednuts

The fires must have burned out the crotch of his pants.

Ritawants

And she doesn&#039;t care who knows it.

Philtymcnasty

Who the hell is Philty Mcnasty?

Perv

And they wouldn&#039;t let me get 3ATM3?

Herniamovers

These guys must work extra hard.

And she doesn't care who knows it.

And they wouldn't let me get 3ATM3?