Did you know?... Former U.S. President Franklin Pierce was arrested during his term as President for running over an old lady with his horse, but the charges were later dropped.

Old Hippies Never Die

...which is really a shame.

Snow Men Massacre

Die Winter! DIE!

Southern Bride

I always cry at weddings. Probably because of the mace.

Homeless Golf Cart

Will work for green fees.

Freedom Of Religion Dvd

I don&#039;t know what this means but... yeah, I don&#039;t know what this means.

Duct Tape Kid To Wall

And the babysitter of the year award goes to...

Major Award

Fragile. Must be French.

Wii Costume

This is what&#039;s known as a Wii Knee.

Tic Tac Toe Fishnets

Tic Tac Ho.

Mr Internet 2006

Do you remember that hot blond from LA you were chatting online with last night?

I don't know what this means but... yeah, I don't know what this means.

This is what's known as a Wii Knee.