Did you know?... Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Rave Retarded Faces

Don&#039;t do drugs. Stay in school. Get a haircut.

Hairy Soup

Excuse me, waiter. There&#039;s a ...an Asian girl in my soup.

Chain Mail Dog

It&#039;s pretty tough to make a dog look nerdy but congratulations on pulling it off.

Modern Chinese

Better start learning it now.

Balanced Budget

Balanced budget. Heh.

Kangaroo Protestor

This is why some people have a hard time taking Democrats seriously. Seriously.

Fugly Surgery

Surgery. You really do get what you pay for.

Just Doesnt Listen

What do 50,000 battered women per year have in common?

Parents Peni

Parents Magazine editing disaster.

Want Milk

This kid must really like milk.

Don't do drugs. Stay in school. Get a haircut.

Excuse me, waiter. There's a ...an Asian girl in my soup.

It's pretty tough to make a dog look nerdy but congratulations on pulling it off.