Did you know?... The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Bjscream

I wonder if this guy is B.J.

Asscandy

Make sure you brush your teeth after these.

Whyigotfired

This is why I lost my last job.

Lambjob

Hey. Knock it off. Someone is watching.

Godspecker

I&#039;d hate to see the mess this makes when it finally lands.

Dirtydicks

I got mine from a transvestitie prostitute named Carl.

Handiman

Down down and awaaayyy!

Camoboobies

This ought to confuse the hell out of the Taliban.

Bushtits

Some one get this man an intern, before he explodes!

Bearcrossing

This has to be some place in West Virginia.

I'd hate to see the mess this makes when it finally lands.