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               Aries 
                Mar. 
                21 - Apr. 19 
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               ACTION is your keywork. You think that you are 
                brave and courageous, but you're really just a pushy jerk. You 
                spend most of your time bossing people around. Everyone resents 
                you for it. Your impulsiveness often causes you to speak or act 
                before thinking. You make as ass of yourself almost every day. 
                You are a douche-bag. 
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