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This is Harlan's Mom's dust-buster. She uses it mainly to vaccume
the crumbs off of her stomach and breasts as she sits in her enormous
Lazy-Boy recliner and watches television. There are pudgy fingerprints
of dried peanut butter on the handle. This is disgusting. We have
still not emptied this thing. Who knows what sort of filth is
trapped inside? Please, for the love of God. Whoever wins this
thing, use extreme caution!