Did you know?... In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more that a hundred years before either moon was discovered!
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I watched this video like 40 times and not once did I wish Rosie O'Donnell was in it. In fact, the thought of that just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
