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BrainsNBeauty24
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We
figured with the kinds of questions we were asking, someone was bound
to want to help us. I mean, after all, it was Ramadan for Christ's sake...
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You are in Arab Chat:2 (discussing
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martinfelcher:
Hey
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martinfelcher:
Hey
martinfelcher:
What's going on in here?
hajarbixter joined
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martinfelcher:
Hello?
martinfelcher:
Why isn't anyone talking?
martinfelcher:
Are you all communicating through hidden maps in porno sites?
jessabell2929 joined
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martinfelcher:
Somebody fucking answer me god dammit!!
martinfelcher:
I need some help!
hajarbixter:
it sounds like it
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martinfelcher:
Hey Haji!
martinfelcher:
What's going on?
martinfelcher:
I need some help.
hajarbixter:
sup
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martinfelcher:
Do you know how to fly a plane?
hajarbixter:
yes
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martinfelcher:
Cool. I can use you.
martinfelcher:
Where are you right now?
hajarbixter:
the US
martinfelcher:
Yeah. Where in the US?
I_miss_u_2_much left the room
hajarbixter:
Cali
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martinfelcher:
Ok. Listen.
martinfelcher:
Try to use more than three words per sentence.
martinfelcher:
It will help us communicate better.
hajarbixter:
aha
martinfelcher:
Rrrright. Ok.
martinfelcher:
hang on a second there, Punjab. I'm going to IM you.
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martinfelcher:
Hey man.
martinfelcher: Hello?
martinfelcher: Hey Rawa, are you still there?
martinfelcher: Hurry up!
martinfelcher: What the fuck do all of these controls do?
martinfelcher: None of this was in the flight-sim game I used to
learn this shit.
martinfelcher: Hello?
martinfelcher: Are you going to help me or not!!??
hajarbixter: -no.
hajarbixter: sorry for you
martinfelcher:
You cock sucker!
martinfelcher: Why the hell did you say you would then?
martinfelcher: I don't have much fuel left, you fucking prick!!
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martinfelcher:
Hello?
martinfelcher:
Is anyone there?
martinfelcher:
Look. I'm in big fucking trouble. Can one of you help me?
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martinfelcher:
Somebody fucking answer me god dammit!!
martinfelcher:
I need some help!
catawba_county_hitman:
you need somebody killed?
martinfelcher:
Well.. Yeah. Sort of.
martinfelcher:
Can you help?
martinfelcher:
I'll IM you. Hang on.
***defnitlyconfused is
being ignored by one voice chatter.
rockin_the_U_S_A:
lol
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martinfelcher:
hey
martinfelcher: Are you there?
catawaba_county_hitman:
yes
martinfelcher: jesus Christ.
martinfelcher: Finally
martinfelcher: I caouldn' ewoi
martinfelcher: I couldn't get anyone to help me..
martinfelcher: Sorry, I hit some turbulence there for a minute.
martinfelcher: Hey.
martinfelcher: Are you there!!?? Don't leave!!
catawaba_county_hitman:
ok
martinfelcher: Ok. Look. I need help and I don't have much fuel
left, ok?
martinfelcher: So we need to speed this up a little bit.
catawaba_county_hitman:
what
martinfelcher: What? What do you mean 'what?'
martinfelcher: Flying this plane, man! THE PLANE!
martinfelcher: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT ?!?
martinfelcher: What are all of these knobs and buttons all over
the place?!
catawaba_county_hitman:
not my department dude
martinfelcher: What?
martinfelcher: Are you Arabic?
martinfelcher: Where the fuck is Catawba County in Saudi Arabia
anyway?
martinfelcher: God dammit. I should have known!!
catawaba_county_hitman:
no
catawaba_county_hitman: but dumbass i can find you too if i want
martinfelcher: You fucking asshole!! I'm going to run out of fuel
and hit the fucking ground!!
martinfelcher: You piece of shit.
martinfelcher: It's probably too late now!
martinfelcher: Give me your address!
martinfelcher: I'm going to fly this thing right down your fucking
chimney!!
martinfelcher: ANSWER ME GOD DAMN YOU!!
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martinfelcher:
Look.
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rawdan2929:
********
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rockin_the_U_S_A:
yo man
martinfelcher:
I need some help, and I need it quickly.
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martinfelcher:
I'm in big fucking trouble here
rawdan2929:
snoop dogg
martinfelcher:
I don't have much time left
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catawba_county_hitman:
shut up martin
martinfelcher:
Do any of you mother fuckers know how to fly a plane?
catawba_county_hitman:
you stupid!
martinfelcher:
Shut up, you idiot. Someone else.
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khahaus is being ignored by two voice
chatters.
brainsnbeauty24:
hey rock
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catawba_county_hitman:
im the hit man around here
rockin_the_U_S_A:
hey girl
martinfelcher:
Fuck you catawba_county hitman, you prick bastard
martinfelcher:
You call yourselves terrorists?
brainsnbeauty24:
yes martin i know how to fly a plane now
where do you live?
brainsnbeauty24: lol
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rockin_the_U_S_A:
lol
martinfelcher:
You guys aren't terrorists.
nananb3_nanoon:
hi people
martinfelcher:
You're all a bunch of pussies!
*** khahaus is
being ignored by two voice chatters.
martinfelcher:
I'm going to the motherfucking Northern Ireland room.
martinfelcher:
Those guys will help me.
martinfelcher:
You all suck
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brainsnbeauty24:
we will miss you martin
martinfelcher: Yeah. blow me.
rockin_the_U_S_A: lol
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martinfelcher: Oh yeah. Happy
Ramadan, you assholes.
martinfelcher: I almost forgot
khalouse:
no way!
khalouse: lol
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Enter
Mike Williams, Special Agent for the F.B.I.
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mikewilliams27: Good morning.
rockin_the_U_S_A: american
nananb3_nanoon: oh
thx
nananb3_nanoon: i'm
male from palestine and livin palestine also
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rockin_the_U_S_A: yes
mikewilliams27: I am tracking
a user names Martin Felcher.
mikewilliams27: Has he been in
this room recently?
brainsnbeauty24: what
message rock?
rockin_the_U_S_A: let me show
you
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brainsnbeauty24: yes
he was
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mikewilliams27: How long ago?
brainsnbeauty24: about
5 minutes ago
nananb3_nanoon: brain
where from
brainsnbeauty24: usa
mikewillaims27: Did he say where
he was going?
nananb3_nanoon: nice
to meet you friend
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mikewilliams27: One moment, brains.
I will contact you directly.
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branisnbeauty24: likewise
nanan
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mikewilliams27:
hello?
mikewilliams27: Did he say what room he was going to next?
mikewilliams27: This is very important.
mikewilliams27: I am a special agent with the FBI
mikewilliams27: If he was on his way to the Northern Irish chat
room, we may all be in very grave danger.
Brainsnbeauty24:
Well that's where he said he was going to.
mikewilliams27: That's what I was afraid of.
mikewilliams27: Do you have any idea what this means?
Brainsnbeauty24:
no what
mikewilliams27: I can't tell you, but trust me. It is serious.
mikewilliams27: Where are you right now?
Brainsnbeauty24:
at home why
mikewilliams27: No. I mean, what state are you in?
mikewilliams27: I'm in Washington DC, in case you didn't know.
mikewilliams27: Our headquarters is there.
Brainsnbeauty24:
im in arizona
mikewilliams27: Drat! I was afraid of that.
mikewilliams27: How old are you?
Brainsnbeauty24:
19 how old are you
Brainsnbeauty24: are you really an agent for the fbi?
mikewilliams27: I'm 47. Isn't that what I said?
mikewilliams27: Listen. Since Felcher was headed to that Northern
Ireland room, we both might not have long to live.
Brainsnbeauty24:
what! Why
mikewilliams27: Felcher is a terrorist.
mikewilliams27: Did he mention anything about being near a plane?
Brainsnbeauty24:
he kept asking people to help him fly one
Brainsnbeauty24: he made it seem like he was in one
mikewilliams27: Curses!!
mikewilliams27: Maam'. I'm afraid that we are both about to die.
Brainsnbeauty24:
that's not funny.
mikewilliams27: I'm sorry, but I just thought you should know.
Brainsnbeauty24:
Your freaking me out with that
mikewilliams27: Listen.
mikewilliams27: I'm 47 years old, and..
mikewilliams27: well…
Brainsnbeauty24:
what
mikewilliams27: Well, since we're both probably going to die soon…
mikewilliams27: I was wondering…
Brainsnbeauty24:
what
mikewilliams27: Well, you see. I've never been with a woman before.
mikewilliams27: You see. I still live at home with my mother.
mikewilliams27: I have over 27 cats and women just don't seem to
he attracted to me.
mikewilliams27: I thought that when I got this job that the woman
would really find me attractive
mikewilliams27: But they just don't.
Brainsnbeauty24:
this is crazy
mikewilliams27: This whole, mixed up world we live in is crazy,
Brains.
mikewilliams27: Too bad it's all about to end.
Brainsnbeauty24:
your scaring me with all of that so just quit it
mikewilliams27: I'm sorry, my dear.
mikewilliams27: I'm just being honest.
mikewilliams27: So look. Let's get to it.
Brainsnbeauty24:
get to what
mikewilliams27: To the sex. What do you mean, 'get to what?'
Brainsnbeauty24:
I don't think so
mikewilliams27: I just told you. We're both about to die!
mikewilliams27: Felcher is probably got you in his sites right
now!!
mikewilliams27: I'm almost 50 years old, and I've never been with
a woman before.
mikewilliams27: I know it will only be cyber sex, I can live with
that
mikewilliams27: We've got a lot of ground to cover between now
and the time Felcher slams that plane full of nuclea…
mikewilliams27: Whoops.
mikewilliams27: Forget I said that.
Brainsnbeauty24:
you must think im really stupid
mikewilliams27: Yeah, but what does that matter now?
mikewilliams27: You'll be a permanent shadow on the asphalt in
about 30 minutes.
mikewilliams27: So let's get to the sex!
mikewilliams27: Ok, I've never done any of this, but I have a lot
of fantasies that I want to try out before we're both incinerated, ok?
mikewilliams27: Do you know what a Donkey Punch is?
Brainsnbeauty24:
no. I gotta go. Your not really from the fbi
mikewilliams27: No, wait! Please don't go!
mikewilliams27: I'll take is slow. Ok?
Brainsnbeauty24:
no I don't think so I have to get ready for work
mikewilliams27: Your work will be vaporized in less than 1 hour.
mikewilliams27: Have you ever heard the term, "Dirty Sanchez"?
Brainsnbeauty24:
no
mikewilliams27: How about snowballing? Do you know what that is?
mikewilliams27: What about a 'Hot lunch"?
mikewilliams27: You like hot lunches?
Brainsnbeauty24:
bye
mikewilliams27: Will you pee on me?
mikewilliams27: I mean, virtually, of course.
mikewilliams27: Sort of like cyber peeing?
mikewilliams27: Can I call you so you can pee into the phone?
mikewilliams27: I'll hold it up to my face while you do it…
mikewilliams27: Just pee on the receiver and I'll pour a glass
of warm water over my head.
mikewilliams27: Hello?
Brainsnbeauty24:
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