Did you know?... It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Shrek At Bus Stop

I heard that Shrek got a D.W.I. Sad. Sad times we live in.

Missing Idiot

Does this mean that she&#039;s visiting here from Texas? I don&#039;t get it.

Potato Attack

Attack of the killer... potatoes?

Peonies

It doesn&#039;t pay to cut corners when it comes to spelling. No pun intended.

Angry Wife

What is it that they say? Hell hath no fury like, what?

Hot Dog Car

I don&#039;t think I can make it in to work today. My car is leaking hot-dogs again and it just won&#039;t start.

Long Party

Man, this party seems to be going on forever.

Speeding Donut Excuse

Well I can&#039;t think of a better one, can you?

Alien Wedding

Same sex marriage? Same SPECIES marriage?

Tuck Me In Tales

Some times a well placed price tag can make all the difference.

Does this mean that she's visiting here from Texas? I don't get it.

It doesn't pay to cut corners when it comes to spelling. No pun intended.

I don't think I can make it in to work today. My car is leaking hot-dogs again and it just won't start.

Well I can't think of a better one, can you?