Did you know?... The cicada, a fly found in Africa, spends 17 years of its life sleeping; and only two weeks is awake during which mates and then dies.

Invisible Mountain Bike

Stealth biker.

Laptop Truck

Vroooooommmmmmmm!! Nerd.

Lick Balls

Does this look a litte bit.. I don&#039;t know ...suggestive to you?

Attention Seeking Freak

Im sure perl neclaces are nothing new to this fellow.

Hoff Loves You

..and that he&#039;s into beastiality. Sorry.

Aol Crazy Face

Why do I want to make a vampire joke for this one?

No Fatties Again

They can&#039;t stress this enough.

Adriana Lima Cards

Ok. NOW I&#039;ve seen it all. And now I&#039;m blind. Great.

Water Ski Giraffe

Ok. Now i&#039;ve seen it all.

Santa Finally Finishes

It&#039;s Miller and Cookies time.

Does this look a litte bit.. I don't know ...suggestive to you?

..and that he's into beastiality. Sorry.

They can't stress this enough.

Ok. NOW I've seen it all. And now I'm blind. Great.

Ok. Now i've seen it all.

It's Miller and Cookies time.