Did you know?... The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

Doobie

I never knew potheads were so motivated to create pot-related imagery. They&#039;re like Madison Avenue ad men, only stoned.

Dont Drink This Water

Doeshelooklikeabitch

Damn right.

Disney War

Phase III begins.

Dirty Joke 1

The sort of joke a fourth-grader tells to his friends. It still made me laugh, though.

Dicks Dogs

Right next to Fanny&#039;s Artichoke Bottoms and Pussy&#039;s Oyster Bar.

Diaper

I think it&#039;s generally true that when dealing with a baby&#039;s nether regions, it&#039;s better to keep your palm open at all times.

Dentaldrill

I&#039;m hyperventilating a little looking at this. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Dangerous Trees

Just a little revenge for centuries of deforestation and forest fires.

Dan46da

And sharing is caring.

I never knew potheads were so motivated to create pot-related imagery. They're like Madison Avenue ad men, only stoned.

Right next to Fanny's Artichoke Bottoms and Pussy's Oyster Bar.

I think it's generally true that when dealing with a baby's nether regions, it's better to keep your palm open at all times.

I'm hyperventilating a little looking at this. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.