Did you know?... Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

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It&#039;s kindof embarrassing, but now I have this embedded in my forehead. Who&#039;d have thought he wold know Karate?

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I&#039;m using the Interweb!!

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Hey! Looks like somebody gets to call in sick today!

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As if they don&#039;t have enough problems reproducing without this guy and his disgusting Panda-Sex fetish. Sicko.

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I just cracked the door a little to take a picture of this guy in my hallway. Do you think I should call the cops or something? He&#039;s been there for three hours now.

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The best Bonsai tree, EVARR!!

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Trust me. You don&#039;t want to stand under this tree.

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Yeah, right.

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Make a wish!

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Ok, so what&#039;s the opposite of Manual labor? I used to have an El Salvadorian neighbor named Manuel Labor. No kidding.

It's kindof embarrassing, but now I have this embedded in my forehead. Who'd have thought he wold know Karate?

I'm using the Interweb!!

As if they don't have enough problems reproducing without this guy and his disgusting Panda-Sex fetish. Sicko.

I just cracked the door a little to take a picture of this guy in my hallway. Do you think I should call the cops or something? He's been there for three hours now.

Trust me. You don't want to stand under this tree.

Ok, so what's the opposite of Manual labor? I used to have an El Salvadorian neighbor named Manuel Labor. No kidding.