Did you know?... Warner Chappel Music owns the copyright to the song 'Happy Birthday'. They make over $1 million in royalties every year from the commercial use of the song.

Nike Ad

A poster found in Yasser Arafats sons room. Just do it!

Meth Lab

And all I asked for was an Easy Bake Oven!

Weed

No wonder nobody could find the bag of colored M&amp;amp;M&#039;s

Hound

We decided to train our dog to do something other than sit and stay

Pleasure Phone

Good idea but the numbers always stick.

Huge Bra

Either this is an indoor tennis stadium or there is a woman Id like to meet.

Dealwithkids

Ive left my groceries on the roof but never my kid on the hood.

Mexican Suv

A Mexican Limousine

Jim

A sucker is born every minute.

Dumbpeople

Me too, man. Me too.

No wonder nobody could find the bag of colored M&M's