Did you know?... If you take all the molecules in a teaspoon of water and lined them up end to end in a single file line, they would stretch nearly 30 billion miles.

Nike Ad

A poster found in Yasser Arafats sons room. Just do it!

Meth Lab

And all I asked for was an Easy Bake Oven!

Weed

No wonder nobody could find the bag of colored M&amp;amp;M&#039;s

Hound

We decided to train our dog to do something other than sit and stay

Pleasure Phone

Good idea but the numbers always stick.

Huge Bra

Either this is an indoor tennis stadium or there is a woman Id like to meet.

Dealwithkids

Ive left my groceries on the roof but never my kid on the hood.

Mexican Suv

A Mexican Limousine

Jim

A sucker is born every minute.

Dumbpeople

Me too, man. Me too.

No wonder nobody could find the bag of colored M&M's