Taurus Apr. 20 - May. 20

ACQUISITION is your keyword. It is your motivating force. Your practical, down-to-earth qualities and your ability to be totally focused might go to waste if there weren't some material reward to be gained. This is why everyone thinks you are greedy. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anythng right the first time. You're completely self absorbed, bullheaded, stubborn and unwilling to accept change. If someone trys to change your boring, routine pattern of life, you can become impatient, obstinate, argumentative and cantankerous. You are nothing but a fucking asshole.

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