Cancer Jun. 22 - Jul. 22

SECURITY is your keyword. Memories of your early childhood emotional dependence and parental nurturing are a reminder of the importance of feeling safe. All Cancers were molested as children. Once you get your grip on anyone or anything that makes you feel secure, you want to hold on to it. You are clingy, needy and weak-minded. This makes it easy for people to take advantage of you. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. You are a whiner and a cry baby.

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