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Win a date with the most recent Guinness World Record holder, Dwaine! Oh yeah. That's right, ladies. Here is your big chance to win a date with the biggest hunk of man south of the Mason Dixon line. Dwaine has agreed to bring along his 1000 piercing needles as a bonus priize. He has assured us that, "if you were to boil the meat out of them, you'd have about enough for a good sized hamburger..." As you can see, Dwaine is no stranger to the ways of the female heart and he is sure to sweep you off of your feet. (read: drug, rape and kill). You must be at least 13 to win this prize and agree to our standard Fugly Waiver.

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