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<title>Chris Titus Pedophile Crucifixions</title>
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<title>Chris Titus English Batman</title>
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<description>Chris Titus English Batman.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Fifteen Bucks</title>
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<description>I wish there was a way I could turn this into a ring tone.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Donkey Kong</title>
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<description>What would happen if you called someone and just kept saying, Donkey Kong! over and over again?</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Earl Weaver Tirade</title>
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<description>Former Orioles manager, Earl Weaver goes completely nuts on The Manager&#039;s Corner.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Mothers Day Poem</title>
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<description>A Mother&#039;s Day poem, for all you mothers.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Get Drunk Witih Dignity</title>
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<description>I wish somebody had explained all these things to me years ago.  I don&#039;t think I&#039;d be working here, that&#039;s for sure.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Spicy Meatball</title>
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<description>I set this as the AIM alert for when all my Italian friends come online.  Not really.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>State Of The Union</title>
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<description>Nothing would surprise me these days but I&#039;m pretty sure that this has been edited.  Pretty sure.</description>
<category>Scary</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>A Few Good Men Pizza</title>
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<description>Col. Nathan R. Jessep orders a pizza.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Thai Delivery</title>
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<description>This is hysterical.  It&#039;s old, and it&#039;s just wrong on so many levels but it&#039;s still funny.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Balls Taste Funny</title>
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<description>Some guy calls his doctor&#039;s office with a very, very personal problem.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Angst Polka</title>
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<description>Let&#039;s all do the angry, white boy polka!</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Blue Grass Ozzie</title>
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<description>The Blue Grass version of Black Sabbath&#039;s Paranoid?</description>
<category>Interesting</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Eat It Fat Girl</title>
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<description>No fat chicks.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Poop On Your Door</title>
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<description>What do you think the chances are that this kid is still alive?</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Rma Number Prank Call</title>
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<description>How to win friends and influence people.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Leeroy Jenkins Son Anfrony</title>
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<description>This is the story of Leeroy Jenkins and how his son came to be known as Anfrony.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Leeroy Jenkins Mortal Kombat Techno</title>
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<description>Leeroy Jenkins techno remix.  Will the horror ever end?</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Leeroy Jenkins Zelda Remix</title>
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<description>Leeroy Jenkins Zelda Remix.  Oh, the humanity.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Dennis Leary A Hole</title>
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<description>In these trying times, a lot of us lose sight of the American Dream.  Dennis Leary reminds you what it&#039;s all about, just in case you forgot. </description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Scotsmens Golf</title>
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<description>I always wondered what kind of a sadistic bastard invented that game.  Now I know.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>5 Stages Of Drinking</title>
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<description>The five levels of drinking, explained.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Malcolm X Stamp</title>
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<description>An oldie but a goodie.  The Malcolm X Stamp.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Under The Scotsmans Kilt</title>
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<description>Under the Scotsman&#039;s Kilt. Can you just see a bunch of drunks in a bar singing this at 2am?  It&#039;s pretty funny though.   </description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Looking For My Brother</title>
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<description>Language barriers.  What would be ever do without the hilarity they bring to the World?</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Religion And Politics</title>
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<description>Religion and Politics.  All without taking a breath.</description>
<category>Interesting</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Armageddon Letter</title>
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<description>Armageddon!  This is old, but it&#039;s hysterical.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Bbgnb</title>
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<description>A Big Black Guy Named Bed.  This is an old one, but somebody finally made a Flash animation out of it.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Testing For Jeopardy</title>
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<description>Some guy calls trying to get on the game show, Jeopardy and gets abused instead.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Enter Sandman</title>
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<description>The &quot;lounge singer&quot; version of Enter Sandman?  You&#039;ve got to be kidding.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Racist Gets Pranked By Nasc</title>
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<description>The famous racist NASCAR prank call.  This one is hysterical.  </description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Stalker Message</title>
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<description>The only thing that would make this better would be the single gunshot you hear at the end.</description>
<category>Scary</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Simon Attack</title>
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<description>You know, the scary thing is, he was right about 90% of the time.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Devil For Dinner</title>
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<description>Just making reservations for Christmas dinner.  What&#039;s the problem?</description>
<category>Scary</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Shaggy Taxi</title>
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<description>These Shaggy prank phone calls crack me up.  Here he calls a taxi company.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Computer Prank</title>
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<description>Hey, pick on somebody your own age, computer nerd.</description>
<category>Stupid</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>A Few Good Man Prank</title>
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<description>Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men does a telephone prank.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Reason For Terrorists</title>
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<description>The real reason for terrorists.</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Petnames For Genetalia</title>
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<description>Pet names for genetalia?</description>
<category>Funny</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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