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On Friday, June 1st 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
After a can of beans and some cabbage......it sounds like a motorboat.
On Friday, June 1st 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
On Thursday, May 31st 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
Ok, toad. You can go off in a dark corner and fap while you dream about my hairy crack. Goodnight, girlfriend!
On Thursday, May 31st 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
Oh, you know deep down you want some of this! Practically every time you talk to me you seem to mention either a bed, or my colon. Don't deny your love!!!
On Thursday, May 31st 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
Look toad, if you want to make sweet man-love to me.....just come out and say it. Suppressing your true feelings will only hurt you in the long run, buttercheeks!
On Thursday, May 31st 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
When air escapes me, it usually doesn't sound like a scream.
On Wednesday, May 30th 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
It works, doesn't it?
On Tuesday, May 29th 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
I thought is was past your bed time? Or you still typing while your boyfriend is nailing you in the keester?
On Tuesday, May 29th 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
Really toad, you should turn it down a notch or two before you get reported for making threats. Although, you'd probably make a good prison bitch.
On Tuesday, May 29th 2012, in pictures, MartyV wrote:
Keep trying, toad. With hard work and perseverance, you might actually form a coherent sentence one day!