mikewilliams27:
Hi
victim-X-#8:
hiya
mikewilliams27:
My name is Mike.
victim-X-#8:
lol really, mine is...
mikewilliams27:
Your profile says that you want to be a doctor.
victim-X-#8:
yep
mikewilliams27:
have you taken any classes yet?
mikewilliams27:
Like pre-med classes?
victim-X-#8:
I took a basic Bio class but I haven't taken any pre med courses yet.
mikewilliams27:
Oh. Well do you think you can help me?
mikewilliams27:
I have a problem.
victim-X-#8:
um, ok, I'll try...
victim-X-#8:
but that doesn't mean I can.
mikewilliams27:
It's not really medical but I might need a doctor.
victim-X-#8:
um....ok...I'm not a doctor yet though.
mikewilliams27:
I'm kind of embarassed to even tell anyone but I can't get to the phone.
victim-X-#8:
um...ok.
mikewilliams27:
Do you promise that you won't make fun of me?
victim-X-#8:
yeah ok. remember I'm not a doctor yet...or even really close. to one.
mikewilliams27:
Ok. I know.
mikewilliams27:
Do you know anything about glue?
mikewilliams27:
Did you take woodshop in High School?
victim-X-#8:
yeah
mikewilliams27:
Have you ever eaten Cheese Wiz?
victim-X-#8:
um....sure.
mikewilliams27:
Well... i really like Cheeze Wizz.
victim-X-#8:
um...ok.
mikewilliams27:
I mean, I REALLY like it.
mikewilliams27:
I like it so much that sometimes...
mikewilliams27:
I like to cover myself with it.
victim-X-#8:
what?.
mikewilliams27:
Please don't laugh!
victim-X-#8:
why are you telling me this?
mikewilliams27:
I'm getting to that.
victim-X-#8:
um...ok.
mikewilliams27:
Last night I covered my whole body with Cheeze and fell asleep in
....................... front of my computer.
mikewilliams27:
Now I can't get up.
mikewilliams27:
It dried and I'm stuck to this wooden kitchen chair.
mikewilliams27:
Hello?
victim-X-#8:
I think you're talking to the wrong person.
mikewilliams27:
Yeah, but I can't get to the phone and nobody beleives me.
mikewilliams27:
I don't even know who to call.
mikewilliams27:
What do you think I shoud do?
victim-X-#8:
cut down on cheese whizz?
mikewilliams27:
Very funny.
mikewilliams27:
I'm serious.
victim-X-#8:
get to some water?
mikewilliams27:
I can't. The kitchen is upstairs.
victim-X-#8:
I don't know what to tell you then.
mikewilliams27:
I peed all over myself and it didn't help.
mikewilliams27:
I'm afraid if I call 911 and if they come and see me like this, they'll
lock me up.
mikewilliams27:
The Cheese is only the tip of the iceburg, really.
mikewilliams27:
I'm totally naked and I have one of those red ball-gags in my mouth.
mikewilliams27:
...and the empty Cheeze Wiz jar is in my ass.
victim-X-#8:
you're sick. leave me alone.
mikewilliams27:
My head is glued to the back of the chair with cheese wiz.
mikewilliams27:
I can't move it.
mikewilliams27:
The only thing I can move is my arms.
mikewilliams27:
You have to help me!
mikewilliams27:
Hello!?
mikewilliams27:
Are you still there?
mikewilliams27:
HELP ME!!!
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