pigfarmer_usa_1:
Hi
victimx5: hi
pigfarmer_usa_1:
How are you?
victimx5: doing
well, and u?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I'm ok.
victimx5: where
ya from, I be in AZ
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I'm in Wyoming.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Berkes County.
victimx5: That's
kewl
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Wheres AZ?
victimx5: Arizona,
Phoenix area
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Oh. I thought you ment OZ. Like in that movie.
victimx5: noppers
pigfarmer_usa_1:
So what do you do out thee in Arizonia?
victimx5:
I am a systems admin/computer network specialist.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I tend to a herd of pigs. We got a farm out here.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Pigs mostly, but we got some cows too.
victimx5: that's
kewl, I used to live in Iowa, lots of hogs there.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Cows are for milking, not for beef.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Iowas not too far from here, I don't think.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I aint never been out of Wyoming. Except I went to Kentucky once.
victimx5: about
a 16 hr drive I think.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
How far do you think Arizonea is of a drive?
victimx5: probably
12 hours, not sure.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
they call you ***?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
How come?
victimx5:
It's my initials
pigfarmer_usa_1:
you like guys I guess huh?
victimx5: yeppers,
that would be right.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Want to hear what I do sometimes?
victimx5: what's
that?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Sometimes when I'm out. Tendin to them pigs. I get a little crazy.
victimx5: okies.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I get myself a little one, so I don't get hurt and I get it going with
him.
victimx5: okies
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You ever done that before?
victimx5: noppers,
can't say that I have.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You aint never fucked any pigs before? Not even in Iowa?
victimx5: noppers.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
It's weird. They scream like crazy but I think they really like it.
victimx5: I
guess I wouldn't know
pigfarmer_usa_1:
What's the craziest thing you ever did before?
victimx5: I've
led a sheltered life, can't say I have ever done anything crazy before.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Not even a litle bit?
victimx5: not
lest you count being married 3 times.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Married to guys or to girls?
victimx5: women
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I thought you were gay.
victimx5: I
am, that's why it's so crazy.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You got kids?
victimx5: 5
boys
pigfarmer_usa_1:
How old are they?
victimx5: 24
- 13 - 9 - 8 - 4
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Are they good looking?
victimx5: Kids
always look good to their fathers and mothers.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Are any of them gay to?
victimx5: Not
that I am aware of.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Are any of them aware that their father is now a receptacle for another
man's penis?
victimx5: you
mean do they know I am gay. The oldest 2 do. And do you think that
............. sex
is all there is to a relationship?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
How did you break it to them?
victimx5: I
just told them outright.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Have you ever kissed them on the mouth?
victimx5: I
kiss them on the cheek, I feel that is more appropriate.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Which cheek? Butt cheek?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Have you ever sniffed their dirty underwear?
victimx5: Neither
of those ?'s warrants a response.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I'm sorry.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I was just playin.
victimx5: okies
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Do any of them live in Wyoming?
victimx5: nope
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Shucks. I'd like to get it on with some of your kids.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I'd tell you how they were in the sack too. But only if you really wanted
to know.
victimx5: only
one of them is old enough, and he is straight and married.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Yeah, well that's what someone would have said about you too at 24.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I bet he's secretly a turd burgler just like you were.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Does he have any aversion to pork products?
victimx5: I
was 23 when I got married the first time, and my first love was a male.
I don't think he does.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
So you got married to a man at age 23?
victimx5: no,
my first love was at 13, I got married to a woman at 23
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Who was your first love?
victimx5: a
guy
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Was it a priest?
victimx5: no,
a boy my age.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
What all did you guys do to each-other?
victimx5: basically
the same things any boy and girl of that age would do, without much of
the sex. It ..............was love for us,
not lust.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I understand.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
A lot of times, I get a good felling about one of my pigs.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I don't fuck them in their ass right away.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I like to wait until we've built a good relationship first.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You and me are a lot alike, you know that?
victimx5: I
don't think so
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Did you and this kid ever get it on?
victimx5: We
explored each other in various ways. But mainly it was just hanging out
together and ..............sharing
our lives with each other.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
What do you mean 'explored eachother' tell me.
victimx5: I
am not much into the show and tell stuff.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Come on, tell me.
victimx5: sorry,
no juicy details from me.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Be honest.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Did you ever see his dick?
victimx5: I
won't elaborate on anything.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Maybe it was really a girl.
victimx5:
:)
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Maybe this whole gay thing is just a case of mistaken identity for you.
victimx5:
I don't think so.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
How much you want to bet your 13 year old is doing the same thing right
now?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I bet he likes to go camping with his friends. Right?
victimx5: If
he does, then that is up to him.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
And I bet he just waits for his opportunity to get some gay stuff going
on with them.
victimx5: That
would be up to him also.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You think he's ever had it in the ass yet?
victimx5: I
think that is up to him too, and not necessary for me to know.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Wouldn't you want to know if your 13 year old son was having
......................... gay sex with the
neighborhood boys?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I bet my Mom and Dad wouldn't be happy if they knew about me and those
pigs.
victimx5: by
that age, children pretty much know what they want.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
I'm wearing my Mom's garter belt and stockings under my overalls right
now.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
And I got my Mom's micro-mite vibrator up my butt while I'm writing to
you.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You ever sneak a look at your kids while they're changing for bed?
victimx5: whatever
trips your trigger.
victimx5: I
must go now, I have to update a server at 5:30
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You ever linger a little bit on their buttocks while you were changing
their diapers?
victimx5: noppers,
never thought about it.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
You're no fun.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Want me to put you on my buddy list?
victimx5: sure...
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Can I have your 24 year old son's phone number?
victimx5: lol,
not unless he tells me he wants u to have it.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Ok.
pigfarmer_usa_1:
See you later.
victimx5: okies
bye
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Fag.
victimx5: What?
pigfarmer_usa_1:
Nothing. Bye
victimx5: bye
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