Are you the guy who was abused by his mom?
slovic1971: yeah why?
cheesedog: I'm a counsellor. I can help you?
slovic1971: I dun think so
cheesedog: why do you say that?
slovic1971: I've tried therapy
slovic1971: it din help much
cheesedog: Well...I'm different.
slovic1971: i've heard that two
cheesedog: No, really
cheesedog: I'm practicing a new form of therapy
slovic1971: whats that?
cheesedog: Would you like to try?
cheesedog: What have you got to lose?
slovic1971: No thanks
cheesedog: I just want to help
slovic1971: what kind of a name is cheesedog anyway?
cheesedog: What kind of a name is slovic1971?
slovic1971: its my everquest name?
cheesedog: I've played that.
slovic1971: did you like it?
cheesedog: Nope. Just a bunch of losers running around acting like elves
slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU!
cheesedog: Where did that come from?
cheesedog: I'm trying to help you
slovic1971: I love that game
slovic1971: So don't shit on it.
cheesedog: Let me guess.
cheesedog: It's your escape from reality, right?
slovic1971: Somethin like that.
cheesedog: What did your mom do to you?
slovic1971: I told you I dun wanna talk about it
slovic1971: Now leave me alone.
cheesedog: Look, I've been there ok. I can relate.
slovic1971: good for you
cheesedog: I'm reaching out.
slovic1971: I just got the new one
slovic1971: Sorry wrong person.
cheesedog: oh ok
cheesedog: So do you cyber on Everquest?
cheesedog: I wanted to know if sex with Elves is cool.
slovic1971: I dun want your help.
slovic1971: leave me with my "Elves"
cheesedog: Check this out.
cheesedog: My mom used to beat me for going outside without a hat.
slovic1971: thats fucked up
cheesedog: Yeah it is. And she made me eat peas and shit.
cheesedog: THATS MY PAIN!
cheesedog: You know how gross peas are?
slovic1971: Is that it?
cheesedog: Yep. Do I need anymore reason?
slovic1971: thats shit man
slovic1971: My mom used to beat me with shoe horns when I got one speck
of dirt on the carpet.
slovic1971: Yeah. I have scars from where it broke
slovic1971: What the fuck is so funny?
cheesedog: That lol
cheesedog: What you just said.
slovic1971: that shit about you eating peas?
cheesedog: No LOL
cheesedog: That shit about your mom kicking your ass!
cheesedog: Thats some funny shit there!
slovic1971: you think thats funny?
cheesedog: Hell yeah!
slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
cheesedog: C'mon dude. Let's bond.
cheesedog: Let's laugh at our misfortune together.
cheesedog: My mom used pull my hair out.
cheesedog: You there?
cheesedog: C'mon laugh
slovic1971: You're not funny
cheesedog: She used to spank me for sneaking out too.
slovic1971: You think that's something bad?
slovic1971: You're a fuckwad
cheesedog: It is bad!
slovic1971: You ever been burned by a curling iron
across your thigh?
cheesedog: Okay. You got me. No, I haven't.
slovic1971: Well I have
slovic1971: by my drunk mother.
cheesedog: Did she sexually abuse you?
cheesedog: Dude, c'mon.
slovic1971: FUCK YOU!
cheesedog: HAAAAAAHHHH AHAHAH!
cheesedog: Stop it! I can't breathe... you're hilarious!
slovic1971: You not a counselor.
slovic1971: I dun know why you want to fuck with me.
slovic1971: Just leave me alone, fuckwasd.
cheesedog: This is a new treatment. It's called "Laugh Therapy"
slovic1971: It pisses people off!
cheesedog: What is your real name?
slovic1971: Nice try
cheesedog: I won't tell anyone.
slovic1971: Piss off
cheesedog: Is it Daniel Prutolski?
slovic1971: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY FUCKING
cheesedog: I got sources.
cheesedog: Isn't that name Polish?
slovic1971: Who are you?
cheesedog: Damn Daniel. Your mom kicks your ass...AND you're a POLLOCK!
slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
slovic1971: I BEEN HEARING THAT SHIT MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!
slovic1971: I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA HEAR IT FROM YOU!!!
slovic1971: SO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
cheesedog: Hey Daniel, how did the pollock break his arm while raking
cheesedog: He fell out of the tree!
slovic1971: FUCK YOU ASSLICKING COCKSUCKING SON
OF A BITCH!!!
slovic1971: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
cheesedog: Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
cheesedog: Oh wait. I forgot. You DO kiss her with that mouth.
slovic1971: I'm gonna find you.
slovic1971: And you're gonna be in for a world of
hurt when I do.
cheesedog: As long as you don't burn me with a curling iron.
slovic1971: YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!
slovic1971: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU????
slovic1971: YOU'RE FUCKING DEADDDDDDDDD
cheesedog: I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.
slovic1971: Too late for that.
slovic1971: I'm gonna hurt you so bad you are gonna wish you were dead!!!
cheesedog: Please.... I beg you.
slovic1971: Not so funny now is it?
slovic1971: THATS IT!
cheesedog: AAHH HA AHHAHAHAH
slovic1971: I'm coming to get you.
slovic1971: dun fall asleep.
cheesedog: WWAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH!!
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