I'm scared of clowns. I always have been. I don't understand it, but when someone paints themselves up to try and appear funny, it's really frightening to me. Maybe this is why, when people paint themselves up to try to actually look frightening, I get a huge laugh out of it. There's nothing funnier (or more pathetic) than a perpetually depressed, pseudo-suicidal high-school kid from the suburbs, who's doing his best to try and look tough. Either tough or dead. I'm not really sure what he's going for.
he watched the Matrix too many times. Maybe he's pissed off because
he didn't have as rough of a childhood as he would have liked. I mean,
it's pretty hard to act like a bad-ass when your mom drops you off at
the mall every Friday night. Walking around the mall, reenacting a scene
from Dawn of the Dead doesn't really help either, but I've heard that
Dracula guy was pretty tough.