Fugly 07/26/20 10:29 AM Hey man.
07/26/20 10:29 AM You there?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:46 AM Cheesedawg isnt here.
07/26/20 10:46 AM Who is this?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:46 AM his friend Kristin
Fugly 07/26/20 10:46 AM Hi Kristin. This is Martin.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:46 AM Where is he?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:46 AM hi martin
Fugly 07/26/20 10:46 AM Will he be back soon?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:47 AM im not sure. i know hes in annapolis.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:47 AM Ok. How old are you?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:47 AM 23
Fugly 07/26/20 10:47 AM Want to be on a porn site?
Fugly 07/26/20 10:47 AM Who would you say is the celbrity that you think you most resemble?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:47 AM no. hes asked me already.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:48 AM He did?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:48 AM yeah
Fugly 07/26/20 10:48 AM damn.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:48 AM haha
Fugly 07/26/20 10:48 AM What's he doing in Annapolis?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:48 AM seeing some girl.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:48 AM Are you jealous?
Fugly 07/26/20 10:49 AM Are you his girlfriend or something?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:49 AM no. im not seeing him
Fugly 07/26/20 10:49 AM Oh. Are you looking for a boyfriend?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:49 AM were just friends
Fugly 07/26/20 10:49 AM Cause I am looking for someone to cheat on my girlfriend with.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:49 AM She's a dirty whore and she lives too far away from me anyway.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:49 AM Do you like angry drunk white guys?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:50 AM uuummmm?
Fugly 07/26/20 10:50 AM Here's my picture http://www.fugly.com/staph/martin/
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:50 AM i dont know what to say
Fugly 07/26/20 10:50 AM I'm a real prince.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:51 AM Come on.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:51 AM It'll be fun.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:51 AM uummm i dont think so.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:52 AM i dont usually fuck guys i dont know.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:52 AM Good. That means you're not some kind of a slut.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:52 AM I like that.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:52 AM Well we'll hang out and stuff for a while first.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:52 AM thanks
Fugly 07/26/20 10:53 AM So it won't be weird.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:53 AM I'll take you to McDonald's and buy you a happy meal like I do most of my dates.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:53 AM Whadda you say?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:53 AM haha
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:53 AM where are you from?
Fugly 07/26/20 10:53 AM Brazil.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:53 AM oh
Fugly 07/26/20 10:53 AM Your friend cheesedog is my employee and if he's not back soon I'm going to fire his lazy ass.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:54 AM i dont know. im kinda seein somebody right now. yeah. i know. hes shown me some of his stuff. hes got a sick mind!!
Fugly 07/26/20 10:54 AM Yeah he does.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:55 AM hes cool though
Fugly 07/26/20 10:55 AM Well look. This is perfect. You're seeing someone and I have a girlfriend that I've never even seen. We'll both cheat on them together.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:55 AM What do you think?
Fugly 07/26/20 10:55 AM You never answered me. Who is the celebrity that you think you most resemble?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:55 AM well, i just stated seeing him
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:55 AM started. sorry
Fugly 07/26/20 10:56 AM Ahh, so you're probably still fucking him every day. That stage will only last a few months.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:56 AM And then what will you do?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:56 AM lol
Fugly 07/26/20 10:57 AM You have any pictures of yourself that I can see? You might be really fucking ugly and I might be wasting my time here.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 10:58 AM no. i dont have any pictures. but you can ask cheezedawg next time you talk to him.
Fugly 07/26/20 10:59 AM Why won't you answer that question about the celebrity you most resemble? Is it Rikki Lake?
Fugly 07/26/20 10:59 AM Or Oprah?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:00 AM Ok.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:00 AM You must be a dog.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:00 AM I look like Corky from that show Life Goes On.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:00 AM You know? That retarded kid.
07/26/20 11:01 AM If we were ever to have sex, I'd slobber all
Fugly 07/26/20 11:01 AM It would be really gross.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:01 AM yeah. im a dog. yeah. your pisture did kinda resemble Corky!!
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:01 AM I dont think we would ever do it!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:01 AM Hmm. We might.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:02 AM i dont think so.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:02 AM You might be unconcious from all the date rape drugs, but we might do it.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:02 AM You might be bound with duct tape too, but it could happen.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:02 AM ooooohhhhh, ok. that would be the ONLY fuckin way!!!!
07/26/20 11:03 AM What?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:03 AM Christ. You really know how to hurt a guy's feelings.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:03 AM I'm sad now.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:03 AM Thanks a lot.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:03 AM and you really know how to pick up a woman!!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:03 AM Hey, I don't get out much, ok?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:03 AM I'm trying.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:04 AM What should I have said?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:04 AM Give me some tips.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:04 AM well you dont have to fuck with ME!! I didnt do a damn thing to you!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:04 AM I'm not fucking with you. I'm trying to flirt.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:04 AM well, you suck!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:05 AM I thought you'd think that stuff about the Roofies and the duct tape was funny.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:05 AM God damn.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:05 AM Oh. Ok. I get it.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:05 AM I know exactly how to handle this situation.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:05 AM A lot of girls say stuff like that because they want to make it a challenge.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:05 AM its cool
Fugly 07/26/20 11:05 AM Like this one time..
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:05 AM a challenge?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:06 AM I had this girl tied up and I was burning her ass cheeks with cigarettes...
Fugly 07/26/20 11:06 AM And she was screaming, "Noo noo ! Stop it! Stop it!"
Fugly 07/26/20 11:06 AM But I knew she really liked it.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:06 AM So I kept on doing it.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:06 AM I don't think so.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:07 AM i guess your fucked up in the head , huh?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:07 AM And I told her how I was going to cut off her arms and legs and throw her in a ditch and she was all, "NO!! leave me alone!"
Fugly 07/26/20 11:07 AM She kept threatening to run back inside the school and tell her teacher on me, but I didn't fall for it.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:07 AM Girls are so weird like that.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:07 AM Your an asshole.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:08 AM So come on. Let's hook up.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:08 AM I'll drive down there and rape you.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:08 AM What do you say?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:08 AM yeah sure!!!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:08 AM I'll break into your house while you're asleed and we can role play.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:08 AM Sound like fun?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:09 AM I'll knock you unconcious with a baseball bat and when you wake up, you'll be in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:09 AM actually i live at cheezedawgs!!!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:09 AM Ok. Cool. I know where that is.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:09 AM I'll come over this weekend.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:09 AM Ok. Now you pretend like you really don't want me to.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:09 AM Ok?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM And when I comeover, scream stuff like "Get the hell out of here you freak, I'll call the police!"
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:10 AM yeah that sounds like fun. no thanks.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM Ok?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM Alright. I'll pull your nipples off with a pair of pliers too.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM This will be great.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM I'm really glad we met.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:10 AM SURE!!!!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM This will be fun.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:10 AM Hey, what's your name, by the way?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:10 AM yup!
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM Oh, Kristin. That's right.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM Ok.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM Well I'll see you this weekend sometime, Kristin.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:11 AM i dont think so
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM I'll be wearing a pair of pantyhose over my face so you'll recognize me.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM Ok. I get it.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM Say , "no" again so we can get this role playing thing started.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM Don't worry, I understand.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:11 AM No means yes.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:12 AM This is so much fun.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:12 AM i am not roleplaying you sick asshole
Fugly 07/26/20 11:13 AM Hahah! You're good at this.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:13 AM I guess we should have thought of a safety word, but it's too late for that now. Since we've already started and all.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:13 AM I'll bring some trash bags so we don' t make too much of a mess, ok?
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:13 AM do not come here or I WILL call the police.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:15 AM Ok. See you probably Saturday or late Friday night.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:15 AM I'm serious dick. I'll get a gun.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:15 AM Whooooooo. You're really turning me on. Save that for when I come over.
CheezeDawg 07/26/20 11:15 AM fuck you.
Fugly 07/26/20 11:15 AM Wear somethgn sexy for me, Ok?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:15 AM Ok Kristen?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:16 AM But nothing that you don't mind getting ruined, Ok?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:16 AM Cause there will most likely be stab holes in it and blood stains, ok?
Fugly 07/26/20 11:16 AM Ok? Are you still there?
07/26/20 11:16 AM I've got a boner right now.
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