Talk about feeding on your own young. Martin is a fucking dick. There's just no other way to describe it. He'll take any opportunity to make an ass of himself. Even in the course of day to day business, if an opportunity presents itself to make an enemy out of some innocent girl, he's going to jump on it.

Martin tried to get ahold of Johnny Cheesedog but ended up talking to Johnny's roommate, Kristen.

HERE's what happened