Hello. My name is Charles and I am doing a survey for my company, CBS
CheezeDawg: Would you be willing
to answer some questions for me?
CheezeDawg: Thank you.
CheezeDawg: How much television
to watch each day?
um maybe like 2 hours between school and work
is this some joke
CheezeDawg: No, I'm very serious.
This is for CBS.
CheezeDawg: Can we continue?
CheezeDawg: Would you watch a new
TV series starring Abe Vigoda?
CheezeDawg: He was the older gentleman
on Barney Miller.
UM YEAH SURE
CheezeDawg: What if he was involved
in a nude scene during the pilot episode.
CheezeDawg: Would you be offended
by his nudity?
i guess not
CheezeDawg: Would you watch a new
comedy series involving Burt Reyonlds as a helpless vegatable who is repeatedly
beaten by his three children?
nope i cant say that i would
CheezeDawg: What if we cast the
three members of Hanson as his children?
nope not that one either
CheezeDawg: Who would be best suited
to create the opening themesong for a Romatic Comedy starring Ice Cube?
CheezeDawg: The Insane Clown Posse
or Elvis Costello?
CheezeDawg: are you there?
Is this for real?
CheezeDawg: Of course it is.
Insane Clown Posse
CheezeDawg: Would you watch a television
show that featured Max Headroom making out with a crash test dummy that
had your name printed on it?
What kind of question is that anyway?
CheezeDawg: I'm sorry. I have to
ask these questions or I'll get fired.
The answer is no
CheezeDawg: What if he pulled out
a giant rubber cock and began twirling it around like a baton?
CheezeDawg: Please wait. I only
have one more question.
CheezeDawg: Would you watch a TV
series that starred John Ritter in which the plot involved him living
inside of a giant inflatable vagina?
CheezeDawg: Great! The series is
called "Vagina is a Rockin" and it airs this fall on NBC starting
is that it?
CheezeDawg: Yeah, thanks.
CheezeDawg: wanna cyber?
where did that come from?
CheezeDawg: I don't know. You're
turning me on.
I can't. I'm at work right now.
CheezeDawg: Your not at work.
CheezeDawg: Come on. Let's go.
What turned you on?
CheezeDawg: The thought of John
Ritter in a blow-up Vagina.
CheezeDawg: Hang on. Let me take
these pants off...
CheezeDawg: How old are you?
CheezeDawg: I'm 63.
CheezeDawg: God dammit..
CheezeDawg: I'm turgid!
CheezeDawg: I haven't felt this
way in 30 YEARS!!
Are you really 63?
CheezeDawg: Yes, I am.
CheezeDawg: Wow. Maybe it was the
Oysters I had for lunch today.
CheezeDawg: Don't mind the wrinkles
in my cock, ok sweetie?
CheezeDawg: They'll go away once
you pulled the skin down.
you are not 63
CheezeDawg: Okay. Maybe I lied a
CheezeDawg: I sometimes pretend
to be younger to get hot young teens like you to suck me off.
your pissing me off now. fuck you
CheezeDawg: ooooo yeah. That's right
baby. keep talking...
CheezeDawg: please don't stop.
CheezeDawg: Ok... I've got my pants
CheezeDawg: I'm wearing those old-man
CheezeDawg: I'm wearing a white,
v-neck tshirt and a pair of dress shoes and socks.
CheezeDawg: Are you still there?
CheezeDawg: Ok. Here we g...
CheezeDawg: Oh, crap.
CheezeDawg: I think I just shit
CheezeDawg: Hang on for just a minute
whil I clean up.
CheezeDawg: No, It's ok, I'm wearing
an adult diaper.
CheezeDawg: I have a can of those
baby wipes so you won't even smell my crap while you're down there.
your sick goodbye
CheezeDawg: Awwwwwww. Don't go.
CheezeDawg: Will you let me rub
my wheelchair across your tits?
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