Cydonia's comments on Fugly

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On Sunday, May 2nd 2010, in videos, Cydonia wrote:
Sure. They'll send you back every penny you have invested in them. Keep watch out for a check in the mail....postage due.

On Friday, April 30th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
Eddie Murphy practices for his role in the new Total Recall movie.

On Thursday, April 29th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
Now that you have described him 99, I knew I knew this joker. He went before the Michigan Legislature to get a ruling passed that a doctor could legally perform a surgery on his tongue that would split and fork it like a snake's. The legislature turned him down, saying that doctors do not have the right or obligation to mutilate a patient no matter how much he begs for it. Mr. Piercings later tried unsuccessfully doing the split himself by repeatedly licking a straight razor, but the wound kept closing up no matter how hard he tried... True story.

On Thursday, April 29th 2010, in videos, Cydonia wrote:
That's 14:30 more than you need.

On Wednesday, April 28th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
Why doesn't he just have 'A S S H O L E' tattooed on his forehead and be done with it?

On Wednesday, April 28th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
And for five buck more they can electrify it.

On Wednesday, April 28th 2010, in videos, Cydonia wrote:
Sh!thead.

On Monday, April 26th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
One and the same.

On Monday, April 26th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
You are the one without the clue.

On Sunday, April 25th 2010, in pictures, Cydonia wrote:
To hell with the snake. I want to see her pet clam.