Cydonia (1945) said...
Dec 10 2009 12:13:39
So, a guy walks into a bar and says to the Bartender, "I'll bet that I can fart you any tune you name."
The Bartender says, "I don't beleive you. I'll take that bet!"
The money is laid out on the bar and then the guy climbs on the bar and drops his pants. In a single moment, the man lays a humongous deuce right there on the top of the counter.
The Bartender recoils in horror and shouts "What the hell are you doing? You just took a giant sh!t on my bar!"
The guy looks back at him and says "Well, I had to clear my throat first!"
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