Lester came to Fugly's attention one day after he sent a long, rambling email, ranting about how the U.S. Government's actions in Afghanistan are just the latest proof that they're puppets of the "Zionist Trilateral New World Order" crew and, "...why the hell is Fugly keeping silent about it all"?

Martin replied that he didn't give a shit about who or what's really running the world - it's all shit anyway - and in a heatedly escalating flurry of epithetic correspondence it became clear that Lester is NOT ALL THERE.

His focus and lucidity at any given point in time swing wildly and unpredictably. Lester alludes to a tech-crime past and vague associations with various 3-letter-acronymic governmental agencies. He refuses to give his address or any other personal information, and uses anonymous email and public proxy servers to communicate electronically.

Further correspondence revealed signs of childhood sexual abuse at the hands of his maternal grandmother and fetishistic tendencies for the trappings of elderly females: support stockings, Depends adult diapers and Fleet enemas.