Jesse Jamison is a friend of Mike Williams. Nobody here at Fugly really likes this kid, but every once in a while, Mike will bring him along when he comes to visit Harlan.

This is another mystery to us because whenever Harlan sees Jesse, he either starts crying and runs away, or he becomes enraged and attacks Jesse with whatever blunt instrument he can get his hands on at the moment.

We questioned Mike about this and, the way he explains it, about a year ago, Harlan and Mike spent the night at Jesse's house. When Mike woke up, Harlan was curled up in the fetal position in the corner and Jesse was standing over him wearing what Mike describes as a "Batman Costume". Mike's description of this Batman costume includes a zipper across the mouth of the shiny black leather mask, and a grotesquely oversized "utility belt", if you know what we're talking about.

Either way, Harlan really hates Jesse Jamison.