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it or not, Sarah was voted Senior Home Coming Queen of her High
School in 1995. Of course she declined the title and told everyone
that, "if they ever tried any shit like that again they'd
be eating through a straw for the rest of their agonizing lives."
Sarah has some serious issues with men.
Born and raised in San Diego, California, she used to be a drop
dead, knockout of a girl until, in her junior year of high school,
she was dumped by the school-mascott for some girl in the band
who, it was rumored, liked to hum the school song while performing
felatio. Since she'd already slept with the entire football and
soccer teams, she figured her chances for love were over.
Tired of being taken advantage of and then discarded like a cheap
piece of garbage, she vowed from that moment on to be more
of a man than anyone she met and with a steady diet of testosterone
injections and heavy weight training, she's really lived up to
her goal. She's already got bigger hands and a deeper voice than
any man here at Fugly and has to shave her face twice a day so
she 's not mistaken for pro-wrestling superstar, Stone Cold Steve
Austin.
Sarah figures that if she can't win a man over with the irrisistable
spell of her femininity, she'll take him by brute force. Needless
to say, she takes most of them by brute force and beleive me,
it isn't a pretty sight.
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