Did you know... Murder is the only crime that does not increase during the full moon. Theft, disorderly conduct, larceny, armed robbery, assault and battery, and rape all statistically increase dramatically during the full moon.
How you can tell if you're driving too fast. Or if you have a race of dog-eating people living in your trunk. Notice how I didn't say Korean. I could have TOTALLY said Korean there. Man, I'm getting old.
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