Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20

Your keyword is UNIFICATION. Rather than enjoying normal pasttimes, you like drinking, drugs and self mutilation. You want to have your cake and eat it too. You enjoy swinging and wife swapping. You see nothing wrong with pedophelia. You are a sexual deviant and should be locked up.

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