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Capricorn
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Your keyword is SELF-MASTERY. Constantly aware of your actions, you present a public image of confidence, poise and virtuosity. Underneath of this, however, you are a fucking mess. You enjoy deviant sexual acts with animals, but only behind closed doors. You are a calculated and methodical backstabber. You are afraid to take risks and are basicky a chicken-shit. No Capricorn has ever amounted to anything.


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