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Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 19

Your keyword is ENLIGHTENMENT. Your sympathetic nature causes you to deeply sense mankind's suffering. This is why you are such a pussy. You lie a lot. you make the same mistakes over and over because you are stupid. Everyone thinks that you are a fucking jerk.

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